Most churches don't mean to make their weekly bulletins funny, but often they are. Not sure who proofreads them, but whoever does either has a great sense of humor or poor proofing skills. Here are couple of them for your reading and laughing pleasure:
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.